Not many of you are probably aware of it but I picked up a new side job recently and man is it a friggin blast, part of my new weekly duties now include position of H.A.W, which stands for Head Ass Wiper. I know the terrible language I use here is way out of line when it comes to discussing English bulldogs, but let’s face it if you were wiping your English bulldogs butt weekly for free you wouldn’t be excited about it either.
My new position only includes the special attention for Kennedy our female bulldog who constantly has the famous English bulldog butt scratch going on, the first few times it was funny… it’s not funny any more.
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